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A sister asked me just how you can be your husband’s girlfriend with, ‘no strings attached’ when getting married is exactly that: with strings attached.

The answer lies in giving your husband what you would like most: a best friend rolled into a spouse. His exclusive lifetime membership to the best customer service, ever.

Give your husband the sense of ease to be himself around you. Hear him out completely with your undivided attention, encourage him with a smile during an awkward conversation, and most importantly – let him finish his sentences before offering a solution.

Think about the best customer support you have ever received. How did the consultant make you feel? What did s/he say for you to speak of your problem candidly, and not have to think about your fault in the matter?

As an example, look at the given picture and mentally tick off all the services that you provide as a spouse. Now that you know the, ‘Customer Service Top 10,’ what are you going to do differently?

Men are just as capable of picking up on body language as women are. The creases on your forehead give you away even before you express displeasure at what you hear him say. The fact that you lean forward to hear him and nod at him lets him know you’re hanging on to his every word. Your body language speaks for you even when you are silent.

The way you listen to your husband when he’s speaking is a clear indication of whether you carry the gear to be his girlfriend with no strings attached. Give him the royal treatment that you deserve, and ask of your rights from Allah azza wa jal.

Treat your husband as your best customer, and remember: the customer is always right.

Such are the moves that I’ve laid out in my book, “40 Slick Girlfriend Moves: Keep Your Husband In Love Everyday” You can get your copy by clicking here.